Stories that touch - She is bae

It was a tough day. The sun was blazing hot and I could feel sweat dripping down my back. I looked round for a cold drink as the horns blare, trying to out sound each other. Lagos traffic na wa, ha! I thought as I waved a hawker selling cold drinks. Suddenly, from nowhere, her car drove up to my side and I stared at the thick long human hair. She turned, and our eyes met. She gave me a smile and then drove away. Like a flash, I sensed a longing and noticed I had held my breath. She was stuning was all I thought of as I drove into our compound.

Wow tough day hun?

Bode asked as I walked into our apartment. I could only nod my head as I flung the keys towards the dinner.

Guy Island na korect place sha

I said as I slumped into a sofa

Na now you dey know?

Bode said as he reached for the fridge and took out two bottles of chilled soft drinks

If you see the babe wey I see for traffic today, shit menh you go love

Bode laughed and walked towards me

You and babes sha, when you go toast one make we rest know say you don hook up?

Leave that side abi you nor know say na money you dey take find beta geyfriend?

Hmm tell me something

Bode said, leaning against the sofa

See the kin babe wey I see today for traffic, only her appearance pass half a mill I mean her car alone, given the wear and tear fit cost 500gs then that her human her nor fit cost less than 100k so last-last, the babe don dey 1m levels that na my salary for 3months. Tell me, how I wan take maintain am?

At that instance, I noticed the bottles in Bode’s hands

Come who get those drinks wey you dey hold for hand so?

Bode laughed but before he could say anything, a tall sexy babe in bum shorts, black long human hair as fine as a horse tail, fling about as she catwalked, boobs bouncing under a crop top, came out of his room and walked towards him. She gave him a perk on the cheek, took a bottle, managed to wave at me and headed back to the room

 My jaws dropped as I pointed to her leave and muttered to Bode

Baa-baa-babe from the trafffii….

Bode’s eyes opened wide, looked towards his room door and then towards me in surprised humor. I could just feel him chuckle.

Stories that touch - She had it coming

She looked bored. Maybe I should stroll over there and offer her a drink. Maybe I should walk by, drop a pen and brush her as I make to pick it up. Oh! Crap, Tega thought to himself as he walked up to her and introduced himself. She said ‘Hi’ and looked away. He coughed, ordered a drink and walked away.

Shit menh! See how dem just butcher this babe like small chops

Which babe?

I asked as I ran towards Bode, grabbed his phone and started reading.

We just took a break from our usual early morning game-time. He had given me 3 K.O’s and I was yet to beat him.

My eyes popped as I recognized the face the face on the screen. Major flash back…the full sexy lips shaped in a pout... the mole just above her right eye... the sexy tattoo above her left breast...

See me see trouble yee!

I exclaimed as shock drew a tight fist on my face

 na the babe naaa... wawuuuu!

Which babe?

Bode asked as he tried to view the screen from over my shoulders

Kai sabi you see now, you see all im shakara wey e end now!

See wetin, which babe? Tega talk na make I grab ya levels; who she be?

Na that babe wey I tell you about, that babe wey just do me film trick turn me cappo sake of say I try talk to am

Guy either you talk or you keep firm. How I wan know the babe on top plenty babes wey you don tell me about?

My friend try grab me. Na that babe of yesternight. The one wey I tell you say wan look like Naomi Cambell, wey I try, tire, to scoop she bluff me waka

Ah! Are you seeeerious?

Bode asked as he grabbed his phone from me and looked at the face on the screen. He turned slowly and looked at me, shaking his head

See life, maybe she for never kpeme now if she bin follow you

Abi o chei, waste of better pomo…