Ruff n tumble gurus:
Have the rough look with their natural hair-do (mostly dready or afro) but
dress nice. They want u to know dy r all creativity n brains mixed in one, we
admire em but we dnt trust em cause most of dm love to play n act like bad boys
of Madison street lol. For d ladies, dy r few, rare n dy STAND OUT. You see
them on sweaters or jackets(guys) African long gypsy skirts n tubans n mostly
native(ladies), their hair in a pony tail or all natural n standing (females
mostly). They are dressed corporate casual most times n look smart in their
outfits. If u look closely, u'll see dy actually raise their head chin high n
shoulders out. They can feel! forming all natural but in truth...if u are
natural y not go naked *runs*
Sexy Cinderella's:
They want to be entertainment celebs n dress lik dy r on d run way, with french
tips n make-up dt is so perfect(yep dy do know how to do dt). You see dm look
all glam to work n am wondering hey, is it d pc's dts gonna admire u? esp if dy
r creatives but then...all dm agency guys admire em n dts were it mostly ends(y
dnt agency peeps date each other?) They love their selfies, dy dont post dm on
facebook thou jst to show that dy r glam n in tune with d glam world. They
usually fix dates amongst themselves to hangout n hardly hangout, dy go to
their fellow adsman's party n jst sit, stare n giggle within dmselves like
unibabes, one day thou, dy glam out into a man's home. Now dts d big laff cos
dy fulfil d cinderella story without d 'happily ever afta' cos in the real
world, we live real.
Johnny Bravo in flesh:
Yep d must-be-sexy guys, they are all about grooming - we call dm d machismo.
The think evry agency babe wants to do dm n as such, shuns dm but in truth, we
mostly dnt evn notice dm but we def lik dt som agency guys can look like
denzel! You see them always neat, haters whisper dt dy r gays others, that dy
cant 'do it' well, to me, dy r always a welcoming sight cause let's face it, we
don't have a lot of fine guys in agency like the banks do. And if a man takes
time to look good, wow dts a plus. Spice dy say is good they make a good spice
just...leave d too sexy to d ladies n lets see some 'rough' in u few times, it's
a clincher u know.
The Empire: Now
most CEO/MD/COO fall into ds category. With their bow ties and Italian cut
suits looking like the 21st century mafia. There is one I admire, he runs an
empire for sure, d biggest most popular agency in Nigeria. He reminds me of Don
Corleone with his bows. You see them n u want to own an agencyn be like dem but
not me...I want to run a comp but will prefer to dress down - jeans n a tee
does it always. But i guess if u r a CEO then u have to conform n dress like
one - na true!
The Corporate
Creatives: They dress like if dy work in d bank, I bet dy wish dy did. They
bliv dt jst cos u work in an agency dont mean u have to dress down all the time
- heck yeh! d dress down is why most of us work here. U see them with fancy
ties choking d creatives out of em, dy r mostly client service n finance peeps,
d few creatives who toll ds line...well na interview joh! Yes, when a creative
dress coporate we all know they are going for an interview that is why I love
to wear corporate to work once in a blue moon but never to an interview lol I
do love to give fake diversion, it's my tin.
EvaYung: Now ds
is mostly for d older creatives, dy feel dy can neva grow old, u see dm
bouncing, drawing tattoos like me (yes o I also fall in ds category o)crazy dressing,
flaunting all d flauntables in a 'I dare u to try it' kinda way. They listen to
rap n all d trendy music, love movies, love games - on their phones, xboxing,
tablets - basically gadget freaks. They laugh so loud n give d crazy handshakes.
They are always on social network, they never lack chatting, they love to
create n dy love the affair games. Go to any joint n they are there, every
wkend they r hanging with d boys even the females hang with d boys too. You
need to remind dm their age sometimes but hey! It is a healthy way to live!
Outlaws: These r
d rebels, colorful hairs, dark outlook etcetera. Now this is me till I was
practically told to change by school, love n bosses (aaarrrrggggggg) anyway, am
back to being ME! They like to dress the way they feel. From old school to the
time of Greece to basket ball to baggy jeans. On day they dress in all black,
another all jeans and another ...they are themed in their mind n dress the
part. They also think far and deep, never like everyone else. For me I like to
see them as true creatives, the geniuses cos ur mind must reflect in our xter.
Yes, I like the outlaws, the fashion rebels. Forgot to add, they r d true
romantic n sexy gurus. Always writing, drawing or anything dt will bring out
that rebel in them(just like I am doing now). They are FREE people.
Finding Nimo: Now
this ones dnt knw were dy belong, dy r still fnding their style lol today they
are sexy, tomorrow the corporate, after they r ruff n tumble n dey do a bad job
bout it all. They long so much to belong that whatever crowd they are in at the
moment is how they dress. they are mostly newbies in an agency or the less
confident people. few have d creative mind but alot of them found themselves in
agency due to job search. They mostly leave agency job after a while n find
themselves as admin in other industries.
I would have loved to put real #Admen pictures and name agencies
who practice which more but...I am still a staff o n after naija ads, I have
learnt dt my mouth will kick me out of agency soon
(bhuahahahahahahhahahahhahahaaaa)
Hahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteNice read; madam ever-young outlaw. :)
Rebels creed
ReplyDeleteI don't belong to any group. It's really funny.
ReplyDeleteFunny enough, i know at least one guy and one babe in each category. SUZIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE...u kill'n em once again
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