W-I-L-L 7

Life seems to be blissful; I got my girl back, my boss decided to take a year break and kept me in charge of the business, everything was awesome until that faithful day.

Oh boy-I-ye! Na so the woman wan take destroy my life o

How na? How, when you are the one that got her pregnant for the 4^th time now haba! Are you an abortionist priest, dem dey pay you for each abortion abi your gods tell you say na unborn pikin dem dey need to bless you?

Oke spat angrily at Chuks. Temisan is pregnant again and now, heavy. She refused to have another abortion due to her age but Chuks cannot see his role in it, he feels he is the victim and I swear, I had problems of my own and didn’t want to interfere. You wonder what is making me so pensive, well wonder no more I’d tell you as you guys are the only ones that can read this and not tell either my friends or Breanna. Yes, you are right again, it has to do with Omoni.

This faithful morning as I was giving thanks to the Almighty for all the gifts the circumstance was giving me, that sexy, hot witch called me. No, she didn’t call me, she sent me sms using my boss phone, telling me he was in town and I should come to the house. Shocked that he returned just after 3 months, I hurriedly left the office for his house without even any suspicion. I didn’t even call his daughter, my girlfriend. I just believed like the mumu wey I be.  I got to the house and rang the bell, well truthfully, I had tried the door as I usually do, peeped in, saw no one and rang the bell. No answer, so I pressed again, and again now by the 6^th time my impatient demon kicked in so I stepped into the house and went straight to the living room. No one there so I peeped at the backyard from the window, admiring the well shaped garden and recalling my last ordeal that almost ended my relationship. At that moment, if I was sharp and listen to my instinct, I would have heard it tell me I am about to walk into a trap worse than the last time but me, guy man me…

Will, will, why are you so lost? Can’t you see what your friend is doing here, he is ruining the poor girl’s life and me I won’t take it.

Guy, leave Chuks and Temisan, when they were fucking and enjoying the fuck, you weren’t there, they did not invite you for a 3some so let him rot with his problem

Both guys looked at me with jaws dropped. I really didn’t care and walked away.

I didn’t listen instead I smiled, smoothened my beards with my palm, licking my lips and recalling the sweet event. At that moment, I turned around and bumped into her lips. I don’t know how but my eyes automatically closed and my arms, the foolish arms that was trying to pull her away felt the nakedness of her skin and instead, traced her arms down to her curve as I stiffened. That bastard I call lil willy stiffened and she felt it, she laughed into my opened mouth that was sucking her tongue as her hard, seductively but firmly held on to lil willy. I swear, I didn’t know how but I know I helped her pull my trouser down and the stupid arms of mine pushed her downwards so she could be face to face with lil willy. As her tongue touched my cap, I knew I had willingly entered the pits of hell. 

It's over mehn, fuck it, lets die here!

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W-I-L-L 6

When you mess up with a Lady, it takes the grace of love for her to forgive but trust me, she never forgets. It took like almost three months of begging and flower delivery (mind you, she is a proper naija woman so flowers go with expensive gifts, mostly Jewries) to get her to even pick up my call then weeks of dinner dates, opening doors, drawing out seats, calling 20 times a day to appease her, to get her to give me a kiss. Let’s not even go to sex, that will be voluntary when she wants so, me, I am just minding my business and happy that at least, I got my babe back.

Oh! Boy that babe na fire o. so na now she just forgive you? No makeup sex?

Make up sex ya mouf, say she kiss me sef I happy abeg, make we nor go there yet o Niyi, a beg. For now make I just dey enjoy my woman

This made the guys burst into the song ‘my woman’. They knew how much I didn’t like it and tormented me with it. I just laughed and froze in shock as my phone rang. It was Omoni.

Guy this woman dey hunt you o, since she nor call you na today wey Bree manage kiss you she dey call, see devil o?

Bode leaf mata, this woman naim devil send to torment Will, he never start

You guys try and pity the guy na, can’t you see he can’t even pick the call

Oke said bursting out in laughter as the others joined him. Chuks put his hands on my shoulder and calmly said

Guy, don’t pick. You don’t need this drama anymore

I looked at him and smiled. He was right; I really don’t need the temptation. It almost cost me the love of my life but then, is that not why temptation is always sweet; the fear of being caught and losing something worth keeping? The phone rang again and I didn’t even look at it. Niyi picked up my phone and made to throw it away when Chuks stopped him

My guy its Bree o, haba u nor go look before you fling?

I quickly took the phone from Niyi and picked my call

Bree love, hi, how you, hun! Whats good, you called?

I miss you, was going through the album of our last trip to Abeokuta when we climbed Olumo rock and I remembered how much we loved each other…by the way, why are you jittery?

She asked suspicious

Me, I was just happy to hear from you. I just dropped you like 2hours ago and you are calling me!

Yeah but it’s not the first time!

It is the first time in months, sweets, I am happy you called ok?

Ok. Anyway, I was thinking, let’s go for another trip. Maybe visit the water falls in Ikom and then lodge at Obudu cattle ranch but first, let’s visit my bedroom

She said in that her wicked yet babyish flirtatious voice. I didn’t even bother to say bye. I just picked up my keys and in a flash, I was out of our fav bar while my friends called out, asking what was wrong. In seconds, I was in my car driving as I heard her voice call out from the phone

Will, will are you there?

I quickly tried to pick up the phone as lost control and struggled with the wheels, hitting a pavement. This thing the call conji dey kill o.

I will call you back dear, I just had a minor accident I’ll call you back

I cut the phone despite her worried voice, calling out, trying to find out how serious the accident was. I was horny no doubt, I hadn’t had some in months; punishment to myself for making that silly mistake but I wasn’t horny enough to kill myself. I stepped out of the car and looked at the destruction. I had hit a short block protruding from the ground when I climbed the pavement. My lights were broken, minor thing as my horny bells rang again and I zoomed down to her house. I rang the bell and as she opened, saw me and her calm face turned worried, I planted a kiss on her lips. She jumped on me immediately, wrapping her legs round my waist. I didn’t bother to close the door, I just pinned her to the wall, lips still trapped with hers, zipped down and plugged into her. She had this short skirt on so it made it easy and the best part, she was having no panties on. I came as soon as I felt her wetness. She smiled. I smiled back and bent down to bite her nipples.

If I get pregnant eh-en?

You will keep it

I completed

Or isn’t it time we had a baby?

She smiled and kissed me hard. Slide down, freeing me from her grip and led me, hand to hand, to her bedroom. Now this sex, I will leave to your imagination but we kept at it for 4 hours and felt exhausted after. Went to the kitchen naked, fixed dinner or was it breakfast and did it again on the kitchen cabinet. Burnt the food and laid on the kitchen ground, laughing and eating cold chicken with cans of Kissmix (her favourite alcoholic cocktail drink). 

I have a Probem, do YOU!

Before, we had the physical and the spiritual and we found it hard to infuse the two together. Even the so called born again didn't really know how to - they either live too much in the spiritual and totally lose it in the physical or be spiritual at face value.

Then this new trend came into being. It started with just having a yahoo account, we came on just to read foreign gist and then yahoo personals erupted and penpals turned real. We could communicate with foreign friends in real time and it was so much fun. I personally spent hours leaving school premise to cafe's for up to 3hours to chat with friends. People wondered what was so special about online but I knew it was 'the beginning'. Then schools told all of us to go online but hey, I was online and chatting helped me master the art of typing fast lol. Not long, myspace and hotmails came up with the messengers too, wow I couldn't have enough and with time...Google showed face and Facebook followed by Twitter. Now we all moved our tentacles and joined the train, Life was becoming fun off physical and not on a spiritual level. This time, we could mix both and the other didn't suffer. We infused the two and continued to enjoy what we thought was just a learning base until...it dawned on us, we could trade and do everything physical online. We didn't have to travel or school in Harvard to understand how to do business or be at par with a foreign mate. It was awesome.

e-life is now a major player in our world, and it doesn't need a hard earned connectivity to bond. It has taken us closer to the world around us and opened opportunities for us. Now, if I am bored physically (which is rarely) I get unbored online; wait o, I think it's the other way round anyway, it is either one of the two lol at any point in time. I have learnt a lot online, I have improved on self physically and spiritually online. I have friends like @prasad for almost 17years now and I have never seen him. I have done business, got paid and moved on with partners that I might never get to meet. Even had proposals and built bonds that you can't imagine online. I have brought people together, made them friends and couples from social networking, found my lost brother(s) and 2nd dad from mobile messengers'. I have friends who are like family found from these platform like @Esho. Fell in-love too @Ona. I have bought things and lived online as a pseudo called 'Gwen' who is more of a radical(suziette was a bit lol), self centered and brutal with words no-nonsense lady, so different from Suziette and eventually, I found away and infused the two personalities together. Then I wonder, if I die, will heaven also have an online spiritual presence? (of course I am going to heaven, my name has always been in the book of life; stay there).
Now everything seems to be online and the physical...some of us still can't manage to live the two. People who want to run from life run online and live. We are so 'online conscious' that people see us as unserious. This is my problem. That the old school (yes o if u are not social network savvy, u are so old school lol) sees us as unserious and hate us for living so much on both lives. Now everyone is talking about online this and online that, they have become experts in how to live, some even have workshops on how to live efficiently online lol. Parents are sending their kids to online schools and all, the craze to  be online is now so immerse yet they can't still see the big picture.
I went for an interview last week and was proud to hear the interviewer ask if I had an online presence; it made me know they knew their onions. Now everything is online from watching TV, to video, to writing and reading, to making friends, to listening to radio, to buying and selling, to religious service attending, to seminars(webinars), to cooking, to gaming(my all time favorite) to gambling, to even ... making love and FIGHTS lol.

My dear (in Jioke's voice), if u don't get with this problem and the dawn wakes on u, we would have taken all the online space and u will just DIE. So for your own sake, better get in to our problem and enjoy the benefits of e-living.



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W-I-L-L 5

What came next was unexpected.

I was enjoying my new found manliness back again as I noticed Omoni did everything to avoid me. She even started wearing long clothing’s like an SU. Sometimes I couldn’t help but laugh, she was always straight faced and snoobish. It was like a dream come true. We were having dinner with Breanna’s Dad, my boss. He had fully recovered and was walking with just a walking stick. At the table, she and Breanna behaved themselves, they acted civil and this made my boss very happy. As we had dessert, Breanna made to feed me and I smiled, telling her to stop before her dad shoots me. He smiled and replied

I did kill you for something else not for eating cake from my daughter on the table, you catch my drift?

The look he gave me after was funny especially since it made Omoni’s head drop. Fear grip me that instant. What did he know, what could he possibly be talking about, did the bitch spill to get back at me or what? I couldn’t calm my heart beat after that

Don’t mind Daddy

Breanna cooed, she kissed my lips then whispered in my ears

He keeps saying he thinks you are into Omoni but he doesn’t know best. I know she is the one after you and that is why you hate her

I stared in total shock at her but she acted all normal, returning to her plate of cake. How long could she had possibly known? Is she faking thinking I didn’t like Omoni? For pete sake I would have fucked that pussy if not for her (mind my French). I stared hard at Omoni, she didn’t even look at me. I then slowly looked at my boss; he picked a spoon and waved it at me in the usual Nigerian warning style. I quickly picked up my plate, waka go kitchen go drop. I almost fainted when I got to the sink. Then I jumped as a hand felt my back.

He knows nothing, don’t be scared

As I turned to look at her, she had walked away

Follow me

She said and like a zombie, I did

Follow me

She cooed again, and I quickly turned into the garden. She stopped then, slowly, she took of her dress and showed me her nakedness. I swear, I hard instanta. She then started touching herself down there

Do you like what you see?

She said breathless, before I could reply, she was in front of me, an inch apart, she then slowly, pushed her finger into my mouth. I could taste her saltiness. She smelt like pineapple, tasted like pineapple against the salty feel of raw pussy juice. I closed my eyes, enjoying the taste and smell. Suddenly, I felt the finger pull out my mouth and when I opened my eyes, she was gone. I ran towards the back quarters to look for her but instead, I ran into my boss; My erection flaccid immediately.

You are playing a dirty game my son. Dating my daughter is still hard to accept but you are not getting my company

He started to walk away, walked passed me and I gave out a loud exhale, I was actually holding my breath

…And, my wife. If you lay even a finger on her, I swear, I will grate it in my grating machine

He didn’t even turn to look at me. If he had, I probably would be dead by now cause I actually chuckled at the word finger. If only he could smell my breath. I licked my lips; I could still taste her as he walked away. I looked up and saw her. She smiled at me, she was naked and her full DD cupped boobs were pressed against the window, her large areola stared at me, called me, kissed my lips

There you are I’ve been searching for you

Breanna walked towards me and then suddenly, grabbed my lil man

Were you remembering when we had a quickie there the first day you visited?

Now that was a relief if she actually thought a quickie remembrance gave me that, wow, I actually forgot that was her room and now it got me wondering, why did Omoni go there to tempt me? I looked up again and she was gone, Thank God cause Breanna turned and looked up too

Come..

She cooed in her mischievous way

Let’s go behind the flower bed and have a quickie for old time sake

She dragged my hand and giggled like a little girl and I, happily followed her to release this pain I was having. As we made the turn, she pulled down my pants and stuck lil man in her mouth. In seconds, she turned round, raised her skirt and helped lil man into her, I moaned loud without a care in the world cause right there and then, I was taken to a blissful place. She started wiggling fast and pumping in between as my hands guarded her, holding her by the side of her small curved hips, helping her go faster. I could feel my veins stick out, blood rushing, sperm exploding as I screamed out…

Oh baby, oh baby, oh Omo…

What!

She spat and pulled away as my lil man dropped, spilling sperm all over my pants and shoes

What name did you just call?

My heart skipped a beat. I actually called out ‘Omo’ I actually called out ‘Omo’ I’m I insane?

Oh boy that nor be funny gist at all o, so how you take settle am?

Niyi asked over a bottle of beer. I couldn’t touch mine, I couldn’t think. It was really a bad experience through and through, Breanna didn’t deserve it. I looked round the table, today we were complete, there was a match playing, two of the toppest team and we were divided into the reds and the blues. We had our usual table and usual drink, the only unusual thing was I was sober and not drinking

Men, na so I stammer say na ‘omo’ I been wan talk o, say abi she forget say I dey quick talk ‘omo babe’

Ok that is kool so why you con dey do like say fire don burn ya dick?

Oke, she no buy am at all. She para say make I nor lie, She reminded me that I use the statement only when we were doing our usual gossip and never during sex. I told her there is always a first time and she gave me a first time slap; Straightened her skirt and walked away.

Dat nor be good sign at all o, she tell her papa?

Na, she nor even enter house just straight enter her car while I ran after her. Na after I pass the 2^nd street after their own naim I realise sef say my willy still dey out na only belt I strap and I nor strap am well

They all burts into laughter as Niyi held my shoulder in reassurance

Guy, at least you got a taste of that ancient punani

They all laughed and had a hi-5 with Niyi. Bode then added

Next time guy, when you see that Omoni woman, carry ya shoe put for ya head run

No, no just run, fly. Turn shadow, turn wind, turn anything just make sure say you vamoose

Chuks added as they all laughed again while Chris rubbed his head in admiration, like fathers do to their kids, naughty kids

But come o, so you been shenk us from better gist before? You nor been tell us that kitchen story o, badt boy, you just been wan enjoy that story alone, na sango catch you

They all nodded in agreement while I sighed

Now what is going to happen, is that it with Breanna?

Silence 

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W-I-L-L 4

  I did everything possible to avoid going to the hospital after that incident. I freaking had a hard-on that means I could take her if I decide to lose it. She was older yes, you could see the wrinkle-line show at the sides of her eyes when she smiled that angelic smile. She had a way with her smile; she will rock slowly like a little girl while she smiled. Then she will end it with a flirtatious look and wink, a lick of her left lower lip and a bite. Now that gets to me, I can just imagine her bite gently at my lil man, and then teasingly, roll her tongue round the tip. I felt a hard-on nod at the thought. She def will be a bomber in bed

Will, will are you listening to me at all?

Sorry babe, please repeat

You have been lost these days and acting so strange especially with Omoni

Who?

I said with so much irritation

Oh! Don’t start pretending on me Will, I know you too well. Please as much as I hate her I just need to be calm around her for Dad’s sake; so please, curtail your own hatred too ok dear?

If only she knew, I laughed in side

Ok love, anything for you

I said as I planted a kiss on her lips. I like the way she plays naïve, more so, I like that she can be that oblivious about the truth. I dropped her off at her house and drove straight to meet the boys at our favourite bar – Da Liqueur Bar. They hailed as they saw me, Oke made to be wanking and I laughed. We always had our different expression for each late entrance. Mine was the wank, Oke was a side blow job while Chuks was a rodeo spank then Niyi was the tongue (laughs) the licking pussy tongue, it irritated him. And yes, there is a Niyi; you thought we were just 3guys? Na. we are actually 9 correct bobos but the 4 of us have come all the way from nursery school. Funny, all the way to primary school, Chuks was the soft cry baby; now he is the bad asss nigga amongst us, keeping a steady babe for over 10years and still changing at least 3 different babes every month. Within us, we know 2 of his illegitimate kiddies that he refused to accept as his. The good thing is that their mothers made sure they were carbon copies of their Dad’s (I think that is the only thing ladies don’t fake lol).

Lover boy so have you done it, have you made the old woman scream ‘hallelujah’?

I laughed, yes, I would so love to fuck the living day lights out of Omoni but she was Breanna’s step mum and I won’t want to hurt Breanna, naïve as she might be, she can be the loving girlfriend one wishes always for.

Oh! Boy that learn-ned pussy wan kill me con spoil my relationship o, imagine

Na today you sabi?

Femi laughed as he spat the bitter truth

Guy, nemesis sabi tail us o, na wetin devil wan use spoil your happiness with Breanna be dis o, how many fuck we don fuck wey sweet pass, crazy pass, were u wan talk say this ancient pussy naim go crown all the victorious bednastic wey you don do?

We all burst out laughing. When Femi gets like this, no clown can beat him

Well, call me old school but when has love stopped real Nigerian men form wanting to frack more ladies?

We sabi love sef, pastor chuks?

Well wetin we know na love, weda nor be the right way or naim, we go still love an frack arside

We laughed some more and drank some more. Life is as easy as we make it but recalling the events of yesterday was like a renewed punishment for a deed the gods could not forgive.  

All week, I avoided her like a plague, gave different silly excuse why I couldn’t be at the hospital even till they discharged my boss. Now that was the problem, I could not avoid not visiting him at home when he was discharged, so I visited same day he got home. We greeted like we always do but he always had this frown when he shook me, then he will stare deep into my eyes, dragging me to him, then he would smile and shake on. I knew it was a warning but for who I could ever tell. After our ceremonial handshake on this faithful day, I walked to the kitchen to get a glass of water. Kind of thankful she was nowhere around. Breanna had offered to take her Dad up to his room so he could rest after the trip from the hospital. I walked freely to the kitchen and that’s when she sprung on me, startling me. She was wearing long nighties, white and transparent. I could feel every curve with my eyes, from the way her pelvic curved in a V down to her tinny, just growing, pubic hairs. Her nipples were big, brown and funny…ERECT. She laughed and lined on the wall, licking her glass of wine.

Scareddy cat, you are just a pussy through and through

That got me, not what she said but the way she laughed. It got me erect immediately and without thinking, I glued her to the wall with my body and planted a deep kiss on her lips while my fingers quickly went beneath her dress and I inserted the middles finger in her rush , deep inside her. She moaned so loud all I could hear was my sperm rush down my lil man. Her hands grabbed me behind while she tried to hug my legs with hers. I pressed more into her, fingers deeper, kiss harder and other finger, pinching hard at her nipples.

Will, will where are you, am ready, let’s leave

I pulled away from her and stared her hard in the eye while she looked on like a sad puppy. I had her and I had her bad. I didn’t even smile, I just looked at her hard after pulling away, leaving her hanging, wanting me, begging me, with no words.

Breanna, I’m in the kitchen, coming out in a bit

I looked at her this time, stingingly. A warning, then I turned away, walking out on her and out of the kitchen. I heard her moan in pain and slide down, leaning still on the wall, probably sobbing.

It gives me so much pleasure thinking about it. Now she will know the rumours are true and I take no prisoners. Now she would wish she never seduced me.

Will it’s obvious you have just taken another woman down haba, see your hard-on for were strong men like us dey. If we nor know you, we go think say you dey do men o, chei, my man, that girl don suffer

We all laughed but this is a story I am not willing to share with my boys.

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